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Monday, June 21, 2010

"Dragon" hosts head on collision on June 21st...

Everyone knows the Dragon is a deadly, deadly highway. Danger lurks at every turn and there are 318 of those man-eating suckers in 11 miles!

It's no wonder then that there was a head on collision today involving a sport bike piloted by a 17 year-old honor student and a Harley Davidson driven recklessly by a middle-aged female. Both parties were taken by helicopter to area hospitals and are expected to fully recover.

Crash scene investigators said the northbound Harley Davidson motorcycle wobbled wildly at around 15 mph through Krud Corner and distracted the southbound driver of the 2009 Kawasaki Ninja superbike causing him to target fixate on her. The female motorcyclist was "slaying" her first Dragon. The sportbike road racer had slain Dragons all day long and was heard saying, "I got this."

The good news is: neither bike is salvageable oh and that both riders survived.

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