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Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Investigators seek answers in killing at Deals Gap

Authorities in both Tennessee and North Carolina are investigating a mass murder in the Deals Gap area. One official was quoted as saying, "It's like nothing I've ever seen. The scale of this killing is monumental." The official became very emotional after that.

Detective Dick Tator with the North Carolina SBI said, "The only thing being 'slain' at the 'Dragon' anymore is common sense. We will find the perpetrators and we will bring them to justice."

Common sense was native to the area at one time and now, authorities say, it's nearing extinction.

"With the influx of self-proclaimed 'Dragon Slayers' in the area, common sense has all but completely disappeared. We believe there to be a real connection there," Detective Tator said.

Investigators have many leads and are forced to follow them all at around 15 MPH.

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