Paralyzed Chicago man sues Harley-Davidson for being just that, Harley-Davidson; public out-cry, "what did you expect?"

Crippled and likely broke (he did buy a Harley), a former Chicago firefighter is taking on Harley-Davidson. Jim McMahon broke down twice today, but that's not why he's suing the Milwaukee motorcycle manufacturer.

McMahon lost the use of his legs and a bunch of other stuff due to the wild weaving and wobbling fit his 2004 Screamin' Eagle Electraglide Super Freedom America, Fuck YEA! Edition Harley-Davidson went into while he was riding in Arizona in March of 2004. According to his attorney Scott Hooper, McMahon "accelerated to the front of the group to alert them as to how bitchin' his new pipes were. When he did so, he surpassed the 45 MPH rated speed limit of his super-duper chick-magnet geriatric dildo and went into the dreaded Harley-Davidson wicked-wobble." Mr. Hooper went on to say that McMahon was "unconscious and without a pulse" when he purchased his Harley on New Years Eve 2003.

Harley-Davidson, represented by attorney Mark Kircher, says McMahon was at fault stating, "If everyone who weaved and wobbled on a Harley-Davidson sued us, we'd be pretty damn busy in court. McMahon wasn't holding on loosely but not letting go. Because if you cling too tightly, you're gonna lose control." And lose control he did.

Scott Hooper, McMahon's attorney, plans to set up an office within the CROT to help "Dragon Slayers" sue Harley-Davidson for making motorcycles that cannot be held up by mere mortals in the parking lot.

The CROT could not be reached for comment.