Slayer Hater

Sunday, April 3, 2011

Celebrity lets cat out of bag about speed cameras on "The Dragon"

April 1, 2011

In the calm before the coming enforcement storm, famed shutterbug Killboy broke the news about the multiple speed cameras along the 11 miles of the "Dragon" at Deals Gap. Authorities are gearing up for a busy season of revenuing and using remotely controlled speed cameras to do the Devil's work.

Visitors can plan on getting more than just t-shirts and stickers as souvenirs. Tennessee will mail them one for any infraction over 31 MPH in the now 30 MPH zone. Slayers on the other hand, have nothing to worry about as they are incapable of speeding and the cameras are not set up to ticket wild wobbling or simply-incompetent riding.

Slayer Hater would like to thank Killboy for the heads-up. ;)

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